Dec 24 2008
My Favorite 15 “Kids Scared of Santa” Pics
I know other websites have been posting these pictures lately, and to that I respond with an “I don’t care in the least bit.” It’s the day before Christmas and I planned this over a week ago. If any of you out there want to give me crap about it then fine. Otherwise you can just shut up and enjoy the show.
Do kids know these Santas are fake? Maybe. Are they just scared of meeting a stranger? Probably. When kids cry on the lap of a store Santa, it’s funny, that’s a given. But I have a feeling that the reasons might be funnier.
Was Santa taking a dump? Did he smell like whiskey? Was the kid taking a dump? Who the hell knows, but for whatever reason, these 15 kids are pissed (I can only imagine how the Santas must feel)















Even More Uncoachable Stuff
- A Collection of Scary Santas
- Some Call it Weightlifting, I call it Constipation: The “Relieved” Looks of Weightlifters
- 20 of The Drunkest Santas I Could Find
- 12 Kids Crying on Santa’s Lap
- 20 Pictures of People Using Santa as an Excuse to Party: Santacon Around the Globe



















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