As you may or may not have read:

Stephon Marbury, banished from the New York Knicks, was found Tuesday night in Los Angeles — watching the Knicks.

Marbury, in town to attend to his residence there and conduct some business, bought a ticket for the Knicks-Lakers game and had a baseline, courtside seat near film director Spike Lee.

My question is this:

What would be some appropriate professions for Mr. Marbury given that he clearly shouldn’t be a basketball player?

If I get enough answers that are good enough, I’ll make a post out of it.