What is that the blue ball of faith?

So I’ll do my best to be as nice as a I can here.  I don’t understand the whole Goth and Emo scene.  I just don’t.  I’m not sure I get all the lip piercings and darkness.  I don’t quite understand the black lipsticks and strange long jackets.  Sometimes the boots really freak me out.

Now I’m not saying all these people are bad.  I’m sure some of them are wonderful human beings who came from great upbringings.  The kind of upbringing that would encourage listening to satanic music and taking pictures one could only hope that will piss off society.

However when it comes to weddings, this is kind of where I draw the line.  I mean do you guys have to take this culture even into holy matrimony?

Here are some pictures from a wedding I would absolutely hate to be at.

Such a lovely couple

Aww.  Is that the new definition of black tie?

Very classy nailpolish and rings.

Of Course they are laughing.

Hahahaha.  So funny!

They have bowling at these things?  Maybe I was wrong.  Maybe they’re awesome.

There’s no way she’s on drugs.

I think that says it all.