Dec 17 2008
So if you guys don’t already have this going with your significant others then I highly suggest you get on it right away. I have this running little policy with the other half where we form a list of five people. Those five people can be anyone in the world. If by some chance either of us have an opportunity to sleep with one of them, we are 100% allowed to. No guilt, no remorse, totally legal.
We call it “The List.” Clearly the list is unrealistic and the members on it are more than likely unobtainable. However, little does my woman know that the wheels are already in motion and I’m taking all steps necessary to ensure this list gets put to full use.
OK maybe they’re not but still, it’d be awesome.
Who She Is: Lucy is an English model and a lovely woman. She possesses some major talent under the neck and has a penchant for destroying my will every time I see a picture of her. Oh and P.S. she now poses topless and also topless with other topless woman and they’re boobs smush a lot. Yay!
Why I’m Allowed: Because this is my list and I said so.
Who She Is: Keeley is being mentioned as one of the hottest women in the world. Possibly THE hottest woman in the world. She has a sex tape (which wasn’t great), natural boobs (which I don’t buy) and a penchant for…I really don’t care, are you kidding me with this rack?
Why I’m Allowed: Because this is my list and I said so. Plus she’s on my logo for this site. Come on.
Who She Is: We all know who Carmen Electra is. I feel like she’s been around since I’ve been ten.
Why I’m Allowed: She’s 5’1. Yup, 5’1. I had no clue. My lady is 5 ft tall so she said it was cool, her being so short and all.
Who She Is: She’s gonna make some noise now that she’s been selected to be Playboy’s Playmate of the month for February 2009. I originally spotted her on Myspace. I’ve been obsessed with her for some time now.
Why I’m Allowed: Because I’ve been talking about her non stop for the last 2 years.
Who She Is: Entertainment correspondent. In other words, ridiculously hot reporter who’s on all those annoying tabloid shows. However, of this list she’s probably the most wholesome of the bunch. She’s not as “hot” as the others but her face is way too good looking.
Why I’m Allowed: Because of her face. It’s obscene how good looking she is. Even my woman wants to kiss her.
Yeah I said it. This guy is way too good looking.
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