So what do ya know?  Once again.  Once a friggin’ again we have a larger than normal chested British girl who is just disturbingly hot and annoyingly young (I think she’s 20).  Not that I’m bitter about it.  Honey, baby?  Am I bitter?  Am I annoyed that I’ll never have the pleasure of alone time with this woman?

Yes I’m talking to you, wife.  Or rather, girl I’m gonna marry.  Oh who am I kidding, I ain’t getting no Kim Acourt.  Oh who am I kidding.  Of course I could get a chick like this!  I’m the editor for Uncoached.  I mean come on.

Man do I love how I wrote nothing about Kim Acourt in this article.  Nothing at all.  Do I really need to?  Jesus Lord Almighty she’s hot.

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