Dec 16 2008
She’s Uncoachable: Jessica Burciaga is February 2009′s Playmate of the Month
I have a confession to make. If any of you have ever seen the site Hottest Girls of Myspace, yes, that site used to be mine. I sold it two months ago so yes people, I was and will forever remain “Brock Landers.” Why do I bring this up?
I discovered Jessica Burciaga some two years ago and always thought she’d be a star. And since she’s been on this site twice, now that I know she’ll be Playboy’s playmate of month for February 2009, this third posting of her is to celebrate the glorious news.
P.S. if Jessica ever googled herself she’d see that this site comes up 8th in the results. How she hasn’t emailed me to ask me out yet is a total mystery to me. She’s 100% in my top five.
More glorious pictures of Jessica after the jump
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Ooh, baby! That sure does look nice!