Well what do you know?  Not only do tools come in the shape of orange skin, and grease puppet hair, they also show up in waspy, aviator glassed garbs.  Let’s take Tony here as our subject.

Notice the collar making its way all the way up to Tony’s ear. Is that to cover up a massive pimple or something?  No, it’s a fashion statement that says, “I own tons of roofies and take much enjoyment in slapping my boys’ asses.

Wait a minute, does Tony have goomba and college friends?  He’s a dual personality.

Tony! Eh, Uh, Tony!!!

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