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Dec 10 2008

The NBA Vs. The NFL Cheerleader Debate: Patriots Cheerleaders vs. The Boston Celtics Dancers

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Patriots Cheerleaders Celtics Dancers

And it’s week two of my quest to go around the country pitting cheerleading squads representing two different leagues but the same state against each other.  This week brings us up north to Bahston.  No that was not a spelling mistake.

Will it be the ever historical arena that graced the feet of Larry Bird and Robert Parrish? Or will it be the Bellichecked calculating, cunning, and “some of the best bodies” in football girls?

Let see who wins……

The Boston Celtics Cheerleaders

Celtics Dancers

Description:  The Boston Celtics dancers are a team of 17 women who entertain the Boston Garden on a night in and night out basis while the Celtics are whipping opponents.  The team is comprised of women who hang out with undertakers, ice cream tasters, and a girl who can speak Russian.

Pros:  They dance for one of the best teams in basketball right now, so that will only amplify the crowd.  They wear Celtic green and are always in the spirit of the clover.  Oh yeah, their uniforms are pretty ridiculous.

Cons:  Terrible Boston Accents (which might actually be a pro if I were drunk).  Kendrick Perkins’ has probably sweat on them from mid court.  That can’t be good.  And finally, I heard one of them made it with Danny Ainge. Yuck.

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And now we turn our attention to Football.

Patriots Cheerleaders

Patriots Cheerleaders

Description:  The New England Patriots Cheerleaders are a group of girls that shine brightly for Tom Brady.  Or should I say shined.  I’m convinced they’re the reason he’s hurt.  He was definitely thinking about their routine and that’s what got him injured.

Pros: The Facebook cheerleader scandal.  When a girl is that wild and has no qualms about it, you know good things can only come of this.  I’m talking about in the bedroom department.  Screw bad press.  This is amazing for the team.  Plus I think these girls have top 3 bodies.  Meaning I think they are in the top 3 for best NFL cheerleader squad bodies.

Cons:  The Facebook cheerleader scandal.  As entertaining as it was, it still puts a bit of a tarnish on things.  We don’t want any anti-semites bothering the chemistry.  Also, at some point or another they must have hugged Bill Bellicheck, and if I had to guess, there’s no way he ever washes those sweatshirts of his.

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Final Analysis:  While I’m digging the Celtics this year, there’s just so much controversy in Patriots land.  What with Tom Brady and Miss Facebook.  All this attention kind of turns me on.  Plus, like I said, some of the best bodies in NFL Cheerleading.  Edge goes to the Patriots Cheerleaders.





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