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Dec 08 2008

Ten Reasons Why You Shouldn’t be a Matador

Published by at 3:20 am under Oddly Enough

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Ah yes, the tradition of a Matador.  Such a glorified profession.  The women, the respect, the dream of being in that ring with a bull.   All of the wonderful things they tell you as a young boy.  It would seem that one would be a fool to not want to have this diamond of a job.

Oh but there’s so much more.  Like taking a horn to the testes.  Or maybe they forgot to add in the part where they completely bludgeon the bull to death at the end.  I guess that’s not written in the contract now is it?

I can’t think of a weirder job than being a Matador but I guess these guys get their kicks.  However, just in case you’re thinking of going toe to toe with a bull, here are ten reasons why you probably shouldn’t.

It’s odd because I think I first wrote this article with the intention of it being funny.  But now that I look at these pictures, it’s really not funny at all.  I mean this stuff is pretty brutal.  You’d really have to be either really crazy or really dumb to do this stuff.  Wow.

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