Dec 08 2008
Ah yes, the tradition of a Matador.Â Such a glorified profession.Â The women, the respect, the dream of being in that ring with a bull.Â Â All of the wonderful things they tell you as a young boy.Â It would seem that one would be a fool to not want to have this diamond of a job.
Oh but there’s so much more.Â Like taking a horn to the testes.Â Or maybe they forgot to add in the part where they completely bludgeon the bull to death at the end.Â I guess that’s not written in the contract now is it?
I can’t think of a weirder job than being a Matador but I guess these guys get their kicks.Â However, just in case you’re thinking of going toe to toe with a bull, here are ten reasons why you probably shouldn’t.
It’s odd because I think I first wrote this article with the intention of it being funny.Â But now that I look at these pictures, it’s really not funny at all.Â I mean this stuff is pretty brutal.Â You’d really have to be either really crazy or really dumb to do this stuff.Â Wow.
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