Dec 08 2008
Ten Reasons Why You Shouldn’t be a Matador
Ah yes, the tradition of a Matador. Such a glorified profession. The women, the respect, the dream of being in that ring with a bull. All of the wonderful things they tell you as a young boy. It would seem that one would be a fool to not want to have this diamond of a job.
Oh but there’s so much more. Like taking a horn to the testes. Or maybe they forgot to add in the part where they completely bludgeon the bull to death at the end. I guess that’s not written in the contract now is it?
I can’t think of a weirder job than being a Matador but I guess these guys get their kicks. However, just in case you’re thinking of going toe to toe with a bull, here are ten reasons why you probably shouldn’t.
It’s odd because I think I first wrote this article with the intention of it being funny. But now that I look at these pictures, it’s really not funny at all. I mean this stuff is pretty brutal. You’d really have to be either really crazy or really dumb to do this stuff. Wow.
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