Dec 04 2008
The NBA Versus The NFL Cheerleader Debate: New York Jets Flight Crew Against The New York Knicks City Dancers
It’s time this debate got brought out into the spotlight. For the past few weeks I’ve been under a lot of stress. And most of that stress is me racking my brain to decide which league has the hotter cheerleaders: The NBA or The NFL. And for a while I thought it was a no brainer. I mean with the likes of the Cowboys and Redskins cheerleaders you’d think it was a landslide.
However, upon closer examination, the comparison is much closer than I had anticipated. And that is why I’m starting this running series that will take us from state to state comparing the cheerleading squads of professional basketball and football teams.
Our first stop? Why not my hometown: The Big Apple. Let’s take a look at the ladies from the Jets and the ladies from the Knicks.
Knicks City Dancers
Description: The highlight of the New York Knicks for the past 5 seasons. As a Knicks fan, these women have been the only hope when attending a home game for this team. Their dances are disturbingly hot and I go home weeping from both the losses and the fact that none of these women are waiting for me on my bed.
Pros: Their dances are ridiculously erotic at times. I’ve seen uses of chairs and leg spreading that could easily be used at Rick’s Cabaret. Their flexibility is unmatched. P.S. They party drunk….a lot.
Cons: Most of them probably party with big 7 foot guys which would make me look like a real puny bastard if I ever had the chance to be with them. Also, Spike Lee. That’s gotta be some kind of a con right?
And now we turn our attention to the Meadowlands.
New York Jets Flight Crew
Description: I never even knew about these ladies until this year. They are the sweet and sexy dancers for the New York Jets. They only amplify what the Jets are accomplishing this year.
Pros: They look kind of sweet don’t they? I’m gonna go with tantalizing uniforms here. I love the hot pants and boots look. Very hot. P.S. They give off this Long Island vibe like I’d actually have a chance with them if I were to go to Bogart’s or Mulcahy’s.
Cons: They cheer at a stadium that shouldn’t be theirs. That and Thomas Jones probably got em all by now. That dude is very handsome.
Final Analysis: There are no losers here but if I have to give an edge in terms of hotness and overall team experience I may have to pick up the New York Knicks City Dancers. The Jets girls are hot, don’t get me wrong. But they’re newer and aren’t as dirty as the Knicks girls yet. Give it time.
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