There’s really no better description for JJ’s Myspace Profile than this:  i sTaY HOT LiKE pApA beAR pORRidgE!  Seriously guys, does it get any better than that?

Using children’s stories to display your coolness?  I’m pretty sure there’s no better indicator of complete toolboxness than basically telling me that you are consistently reading kids stories to find lines to integrate into your hip hoppy scribbles.

JJ the Vajayjay!

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