Ladies and Gentlemen, I’d like to congratulate Adams, MA for housing what could conceivably be the lamest and most pathetic looking wrestling league I’ve ever encountered.  Just saddle up and head to Adams-Turner Hall to watch Top Rope Promotions present wrestlers with names like Mikka, Skull, Angel, Bauer, The Punisher, and many more.

And not only do they have lame names, few if any are in shape and most of these guys look like they probably masturbate at least 500 times a day.  If I had one dream in life for the next week, it would be to make the trip there, interview these guys, go out drinking with them, record the whole thing, and then spend the entire next week laughing my ass off.

Get a load of these fonzanoons after the jump

Wow, I can’t imagine how proud their parents must be.

And it’s Lardass from the top rope!

That might be the best home made outfit I’ve ever seen.  Wow.

Unbreakable!  No one messes with this guy.  No one.

Look at these guys!

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