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For those of you unfamiliar with Holly Valance, she an Australian actress and award nomiated singer.  She also looks pretty damned good in little clothing.  In other news, I just booked a flight to Australia where I’ll be staying until either A.  I get Holly Valance by her own volition or B. I get Holly Valance by any means necessary.

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The Tips

Olga Kurylinko,  Megan Fox, and Katy Perry cover FHM – [COED Magazine]

Top 10 Most Ridiculous Movie Endings – [Spike]

Jessica Gomes is the international babe of the day – [Doubleviking]

Drunken Irish guy drinks piss from a Urinal – [Totally Crap]

I’m always down for a good nutshot prank – [Flabber]

Very funny help wanted signs – [Oddee]

Woman gets hit with folder, completely overreacts -  [Don Chavez]

Shania Twain was yesterday’s Monday MILF – [Holy Taco]

Emma Smith is a very worth WAG – [The Spoiler]

A very interesting take on Plaxico Burress – [With Leather]

Britney’s X Factor Performance – [DJ Mick]

In case you haven’t heard, Walmart worker trampled to death – [College OTR]

Nadine Velasquez loves to grab her boobies – [Celebrity Odor]

Kim Kardashian looks damned hot from this angle – [Derober]

Paris Hilton without makeup is kind of scary – [Epic Carnival]