Dec 01 2008
Now ladies and gentlemen, I must say that I am not wise in the ways of photoshop. So this article is going to serve a few purposes. The first and most obvious: mocking some of MLB’s most obvious steroid users by giving them Garbage Pail Kids Names. The second purpose?
I want you guys to send in your best photoshops for this article and I will repost it with the correct pictures. Put it this way, if there were some kind of new baseball card taken in the format of Garbage Pail kids wouldn’t you at least be curious? I know I would.
That is why I’d taken these 15 players and given them appropriate names. Funny too, I know exactly what I’d want the pictures to look like. I’m just horrible at photoshop.
Oh well, enjoy the names
Hulky Jose (J wouldn’t work because Jose is really prounounced with an “H”)
Pimple Back Pudge
Boo Hoo Bret
Worn out Juan
This picture was taken yesterday
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