Dec 01 2008
15 of Baseball’s Most Obvious Steroid Users as Garbage Pail Kids
Now ladies and gentlemen, I must say that I am not wise in the ways of photoshop. So this article is going to serve a few purposes. The first and most obvious: mocking some of MLB’s most obvious steroid users by giving them Garbage Pail Kids Names. The second purpose?
I want you guys to send in your best photoshops for this article and I will repost it with the correct pictures. Put it this way, if there were some kind of new baseball card taken in the format of Garbage Pail kids wouldn’t you at least be curious? I know I would.
That is why I’d taken these 15 players and given them appropriate names. Funny too, I know exactly what I’d want the pictures to look like. I’m just horrible at photoshop.
Oh well, enjoy the names
Syringe Sammy
Hulky Jose (J wouldn’t work because Jose is really prounounced with an “H”)
Beefy Barry
Juicy Jason
Pimple Back Pudge
Boo Hoo Bret
Exploding Eric
Cheatin’ Chucky
Moronic Mo
Massive Mark
Busty Brady
Lippy Lenny
Gorgeous Gary
Worn out Juan
Rejuvenation Roger
This picture was taken yesterday
Even More Uncoachable Stuff
- Jose Canseco’s House Foreclosed – I Miss the Old Jose
- The Myspace Toolbox: The Real OG Matty Light
- Random Term Image Search – “Feel the Burn”
- What if These Were Real Animals? Amazing Animal Photoshopped Pictures
- It All Began with a Picture of This Chubby Kid Who Was Born For Photoshopping
[...] 15 of Baseball’s Most Obvious Steroid Users [...]
haha good list I play JC ball and see some guys that are pretty questionable out on the field. also i dont think mo vaughn was on the sauce i thought he was just really fat haha
[...] Baseball’s Obvious Roid Users as Garbage Pail Kids – UnCoached [...]
I agree with all but Mo. He Has been big his entire life.