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Dec 31 2008

Monica Bellucci Leads the PM Portfolio

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Bellucci

Anyone want to see her topless?  Click on the photo

A couple of things.  First off, Monica Bellucci is nearly 45 years old.  No one has the right to look that good at 45.  Second of all, she’s hanging out topless on the beach?  Jesus torture us a little more why don’t you Monica.

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Mitchell GOulart Scott Zuniga Amanda Adriana Tovar Pestana

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Dec 31 2008

15 Different Types of Vending Machines You Probably Didn’t think Existed

Published by under Oddly Enough

Vending Machine

In general when you’re in the mood for a soda, candy, maybe even some chips, it could be fine time to visit a vending machine.  And if you’re really in a pinch you might just visit the old condom machine in the bathroom if that special someone you met 5 minutes ago is down for a one night stand.

However,  when you’re thinking of buying fish bait, a bicycle, or even sneakers, I wouldn’t think that a vending machine is the kind of place you assume can provide these items.

But if you head on over to Europe or Japan you’d be surprised at how much crap they stuff into a machine that will spit it out for you for a certain price.

Here are 15 types of vending machines you probably didn’t think existed.

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Dec 31 2008

Uncoached Moment: By Far the Best Moment of Any Preakness Event Ever

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I’m sure all of you know about the insanity that happens on the infield at some of your larger horse races.  Well today we’re taking a look at the Preakness.   I mean technically there’s no nudity here and I guess you can consider it safe for work.

But come on.  Is this not just amazing?  Now these girls are what I call troopers.  Thanks for brightening my day ladies.

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Dec 31 2008

She’s Uncoachable: What do Ya know, Another BBB, Alice Goodwin

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Alice Goodwin

Not that this is anything new, but I’m still amazed every single time I see one of these Busty Brits.  And Alice Goodwin is by no means an exception.  I mean where the hell are all these women here in the US?  Is it so much to ask to have a Page 3 type of periodical here in the states?

It’s the folks like Nuts and Zootoday that have the right idea.  Sure they have nudity but we really need some sort of U.S. Magazine called “Uncoached.”  Yes!  A men’s magazine with only chicks like the ones I put up on this site.

Articles, movie reviews, etc etc.  Who’s with me?  Once again.  Who’s with me!!!!

More of Alice after the jump

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Dec 31 2008

The Myspace Toolbox: Joe Go Slow

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Joe Slow

Honestly I’m not even sure how much of a tool this dude is.  Personally I don’t really even think he is.  However, Joe Go Slow deserves the nod because of this princess photo.  At least he has a sense of humor about himself.

Which is more than I can say for the rest of the toolboxes out there.  Joe, well done sir.  But you still do the lip pout, wife beater shots, and the homoerotic tub shots.  You gotta work on those pal.

Joey!

Joe Slow Joe Slow Joe Slow Joe Slow

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Dec 31 2008

Brides Look Way Better Unbridled

Published by under Oddly Enough

Sexy Bride

An increasing trend in the United States has been on the onset of alternative wedding dresses.  Lately brides are showing a little more skin and moving away from the traditional large, flowing wedding gown.  And as a guy reading into this trend, I can only say “thanks.”  Thanks for letting me blow all my salary on a damned engagement ring.

The least you women could do is show some cleavage or a little leg at my wedding damnet.  But seriously there is definitely something to say about what’s underneath that dress.  Given that it’s really only once in her lifetime (or should be once) it’s pretty special to see brides “unbridled.”

Here’s a lovely gallery of wedding women who look the way I think they should look.

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Dec 31 2008

Great Moments Dedicated to one of the Finest Traditions at a Tailgating Event: The Table Break

Published by under Tailgating Nation

Table

Clearly one of the best traditions on all of sports isn’t just the sport itself.  It’s what leads up to the event.  And tailgating has certainly come a long way since a simple barbecue and discussion session prior to the game.  These days people have taken tailgating to new heights achieving insurmountable feats.

And since drinking has become such a staple in the tailgate, naturally some of your dumber ideas are to follow.  Over the last few years, with the advent of amateur wrestling and sheer stupidity, the table break has become a new, rich, and proud tradition.

From your bodyslams to all out blunders, here are some great moments in tailgate table breaking.

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Dec 31 2008

Wednesday’s Wash: Miley Cyrus Gets Serious for a Moment, 22-Year-Old Melita Toniolo, and Lingerie Football

Published by under Wednesday's Wash

Miley

Click on the photo for the full Miley Cyrus article

You know with all the pain and strife over in the Middle East it’s nice to get the point of view from an underaged pop star.  Miley really gets it straight and I’m glad someone is finally putting all these centuries of war to rest with one single interview.  Thanks Holy Taco.

For more underaged people check out Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Wash

The things I’d let Melita Toniolo do to me – [COED Magazine]

The Lingerie Football power couple – [Bustedcoverage]

Hundreds of topless models skydiving – [Nuts]

Kate Perry goes green on a Mexican Beach – [Totally Crap]

50 Vanity Plates that the DMV must have missed – [The Bachelor Guy]

It would appear the Beer Goggler effect is for women too – [Asylum]

8 people who were never young – [Maxim]

The Sara Verone sweater puppet show – [Manofest]

Charlize Theron in the pages of DT Magazine – [The Beer Goggler]

Now this is serious WTF Wake up Call – [Flabber]

Sylvie Van Der Vaart (and boobs) are on vacation – [Attuworld]

The then or now Jennifer Aniston? – [Tastybooze]

“Spot the drug smugglers” is a fun game – [College OTR]

Jessica Jane Clement is really hot – [Bright Black Internet]

As the roid turns – [Loser with Socks]

Yahoo Answers has some damned funny answers – [Gibbs 12]

Vanessa Hudgens puts on her hot red shorts – [The Daily Fix]

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Dec 30 2008

Holly Valance Leads the PM Portfolio

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Valance

Click on the photo for more of Holly

So here’s the drill on Holly.  She used to be a pop star in Australia and now makes guest appearances on American TV.  Isn’t that special?  Word is she doesn’t want to wear skimpy clothes for forever.  Well that’s a royal shame.  She does it well.

For more skimpy clothes check out Uncoached’s Facebook Group

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Xmas Eva Kate Greene Beatriz CLassy Polgar Leticia

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Dec 30 2008

Simply Put: Some of the Dorkiest Pictures I’ve Ever Seen

Published by under Oddly Enough

Dork

Don’t get me wrong people.  I’m not by any means saying that being a dork is a bad thing.  In fact, I would consider myself an above average dork.  And let us also note there’s a big difference between pictures to make fun of because they’re silly and pictures of people that I’d 100% want to see winding up in a horrible accident (a la earlier today).

Bottom line is that there are some pretty damned dorky pictures out there and there’s definitely reason to make fun of these pictures.  Differentiating which ones make me angry and which ones make me smile is a bit of a challenge though.

But that’s the fun in all of this isn’t it?  Here are 15 pretty damned dorky pictures.

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