Does the whole “porn movies are better when the girls wear their high heels” apply when you substitute the words “Roller Skates” for “High Heels?”  What is it about footwear that is so sexually appealing to men?  I don’t get it.  Although I suppose it’s sexier to see high heels than seriously infected corns and calloused toes.

You know what does it for me though?  It’s the uncomfortability factor.  I mean if a girl is keeping on those shoes, let alone roller skates, you know she’s putting in some serious effort to make sure she doesn’t hurt her partner.  It takes a tough woman to not at least smash the person once with those heavy wheeled shoes.

By the way, I’ve said this a long time ago.  They really need some kind of Roller Girl program on television.   All these roller leagues are sprouting up everywhere.  How about a Celebrity Roller League tournament reality show?  That would kick ass.

In the meantime, here is a lovely gallery of pictures of hot chicks on roller skates.

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Click on the photo to view these hotties with their oddities

I trust all of you had a pleasant Thanksgiving.  And I trust that your weekends are not over.  But my friends, I never sleep.  I will never let you down, and I will always be here to give you what you need.  Whatever the hell that is.  I guess today it’s chicks who don’t have belly buttons.

For more chicks without belly buttons be sure to visit Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Funbag

Hollyoaks Star Roxanne McKee in Maxim Magazine – [Cameltap]

Now these are street performance worth watching – [Oddee]

These are 8 chicks in the world of sports to be thankful for in 2008 – [Bustedcoverage]

This is Badass!  Bruce Lee doing amazing stuff with nunchucks -  [Flabber]

The 10 Greatest videos of animals playing sports – [Manofest]

Iowa fans do it in the bathroom – [Withleather] (NSFW Pic)

Any post involving Danielle Lloyd works for me – [The Spoiler]

Is this is Porn Star or Celebrity? – [Don Chavez]

Photoshop doesn’t always work: see what’s missing – [Tastybooze]

Photo of the Day:  Mary Delgado’s Mugshot – [Asylum]

Annalynne McCord is a hot hockey chick – [DJ Mick]

Joe the Plumber is now Joe the Cable Guy – [College OTR]

There’s a lot of things that I would do to Katy Perry – [Derober]

Walmart’s newest best seller:  Penis Shaped Straws – [Blog of Hilarity]

The Top 7 Moments in Holy Sh*t – [Banned in Hollywood]

I’ll back tomorrow.  Enjoy it folks!

Click on the photo to view more girls like this

Hotties in the Wild is by far the best thing that Double Viking has come up with in its 4 year existence.  Kudos to the boys over there for uncovering some of the hottest amateur chicks doing fun stuff.  I will never, ever get tired of that.  And nor will you guys.

For more hot unknowns be sure to check out Uncoached’s Facebook Group

Enjoy the rest of the portfolio

As you guys saw yesterday, I shared a clip from All in the Family where Archie Bunker goes off on England calling it a “Fairy” (though he doesn’t use that word) country.  It’s amazing to me that 20-30 years ago this kind of stuff went on as commonplace in television sitcoms.

However, none was as prevalent as in All in the Family.

All In The Family was very progressive for its time, and its portrayal of Archie Bunker was meant to be over the top and the subject of ridicule.

The show dealt with racism, sexism, homophobia, rape, and other issues with a lot more courage than any modern sitcom would.  But today?  Today’s there’s no way that stuff could be pulled off.

Well at least shows like Chapelle’s Show can still poke fun at the race card.  And I enjoy how comedy shows are finally not taking it so seriously.  Still though, the stuff in these 5 clips is pretty hardcore.

Enjoy these racist/non PC moments from All in the Family

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Well as if there wasn’t anything I could think of in terms of Michael Jordan by far being the best player ever, this video pops up of Jordan doing his thing in Italy in 1986.

I still get goosebumps watching clips of this guy,

Kind of sounds like Lex Luger’s old name right?  The Total Package.  Put it this way, when you have the nickname “The Pefect Package” you better back it up.  And believe you me, Taya Parker is pretty close to being that package.  And it’s not just because she was on the cover of Penthouse in January of 2008.

Hell it’s not because she’ll take her clothes off all the time.  And it’s not because she is the 2007/2008 Exotic Dancer of the Year.  And no it’s not because she’s appeared in Playboy’s busty babes.

It’s because she has a fan club with members on all 7 continents.   That means people in Antarctica masturbate to Taya in some internet igloo somewhere.  Now that’s awesome.

More of the perfect package after the jump

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Eating apples is straight up gangsta

OK guys, I’m trying not to be a racial profiler.  I swear I’m not.  But can we make a new race in America?  It’s called the Myspace Toolbox race.  Seriously.  And I’ll be the first anti-toolbite out there.  I mean these profile intros…You have to be kidding me.

watuppp my names steve im 19 yrs old im single.. i live in rahway..i work mon – fri as a union electrician local 102.. i try to go out as much as i can cuz i work hard on the weekdays.. but i also like to jus chill and relax..as for girls go.. right now im lookin for a good girl i can trust and have fun with..hit me uppp

Union Electrician.  Cuz.  Uppp.  Lookin’ for a good girl.  Come on man.  Come on.  Please.  Please almighty.

Wavvvy My ass.

So us blogs that come out during the day aren’t really supposed to feature nudity because most of you reading this are at work.  Check.  We’re not really supposed to curse that much or the site will be blocked.  Check.  Hell we can’t even allude to sexual activity all that often or those censors will go off.  Check.

But oddly enough if I post pictures of chicks sticking long thick tubes in their mouths while chugging a brownish/yellowish substance, then we’re A OK?  You really have to love the irony in this country don’t you?

Hey advertisers, is this OK?  Are these “allowed?”  You got companies like Disney advertising when Pamela Anderson takes off her clothes, but if we say the word “cock” in the wrong context then it’s run to the hills?

With that in mind, here are 50 pictures of chicks with beer bongs.  You can also visit COED Magazine for this stuff.  They do it all the time.

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