Nov 28 2008
The Thanksgiving Weekend Toolbox: Johnny C
Happy Thanksgiving Vacation Day off to you too turdface. What a punk. You know something? I was just gonna write that one sentence but I can’t hold it in.
Screw this guy. Seriously. Screw this skinny, earring wearing, “I’m cool and get so much ass because I still carry a beeper yo” kind of a punk.
I want to spit on you Johnny. I really do. Just take a big wad of spit and watch you absorb it. You’re from Westchester man, Westchester!
I hate myself for being mean…no I don’t.
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ahaaa disss is histericalll nd all it proves 2 me is dat whoeva rote this hass no lifeee lmfaooo…..btwwww immm from Staten Island….nottt westchesta u fcukenn moronnn
does every italian try to act like a puerto rican these days?