Does the whole “porn movies are better when the girls wear their high heels” apply when you substitute the words “Roller Skates” for “High Heels?”  What is it about footwear that is so sexually appealing to men?  I don’t get it.  Although I suppose it’s sexier to see high heels than seriously infected corns and calloused toes.

You know what does it for me though?  It’s the uncomfortability factor.  I mean if a girl is keeping on those shoes, let alone roller skates, you know she’s putting in some serious effort to make sure she doesn’t hurt her partner.  It takes a tough woman to not at least smash the person once with those heavy wheeled shoes.

By the way, I’ve said this a long time ago.  They really need some kind of Roller Girl program on television.   All these roller leagues are sprouting up everywhere.  How about a Celebrity Roller League tournament reality show?  That would kick ass.

In the meantime, here is a lovely gallery of pictures of hot chicks on roller skates.

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