Nov 26 2008
Kind of sounds like Lex Luger’s old name right?Â The Total Package.Â Put it this way, when you have the nickname “The Pefect Package” you better back it up.Â And believe you me, Taya Parker is pretty close to being that package.Â And it’s not just because she was on the cover of Penthouse in January of 2008.
Hell it’s not because she’ll take her clothes off all the time.Â And it’s not because she is the 2007/2008 Exotic Dancer of the Year.Â And no it’s not because she’s appeared in Playboy’s busty babes.
It’s because she has a fan club with members on all 7 continents. Â That means people in Antarctica masturbate to Taya in some internet igloo somewhere.Â Now that’s awesome.
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