Nov 19 2008
The Myspace Toolbox: Danny Guido Wants you To Buy Him Stuff
I have to go on record in saying that after letting my hatred for and feelings of stupidity about this shirt rub off after around 3 weeks I came around to actually like Danny Guido.
Ok, actually I didn’t. Like…at all. Like not even remotely close. I still think he’s a tool and that mother’s all around the country should pray that they don’t have sons that look like this.
Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Doo. I’ve got a guido who’s a toolbox for you.
P.S. Anyone that has Dane Cook in their top friends should be considered awful at best.
Danny!
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Pink tank top with girly message? Check!
Capri pants with black sneakers? Check!
Painted on fake orange tan? Check!
Super gel blowout hairdo? Check!
This guy is 100% DOUCHE BAG!