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Nov 19 2008

13 of the Horniest Mascots That I Could Find

Published by at 3:20 am under Oddly Enough,Sports

Horny Mascot

So here you are.  You’re a team owner and you’re trying to hire someone as your mascot.  You pick out some simple name link Dinky or Sugar.  Something non invasive.  Something that will cater to the crowd and not stir up any emotions of sex and lewd behavior.

So you wind up hiring Johnny the former professional Bozo The Clown thinking that this guy just likes kids.  There’s no way he’s on the sauce and there’s no chance that he’d ever do something stupid on the field.   So you go ahead and make the hire.

A few weeks go by and everything’s cool.  And then all of a sudden he’s grabbing your cheerleaders breasts and crotch on national television.  I’d imagine this is one horror that a team owner never foresees.

Here are 13 Mascots that seem to be a little too frisky for their own good.

Horny Mascot

This is the Delaware mascot.  I’ve heard nutty things about how inappropriate he is with the cheerleaders and fans.   Hell he even flirts with the underage crowd.

Horny Mascot

Horny Mascot

You’d have to think that the Game Cock is a horny beast wouldn’t you?

Horny Mascot

Japan’s got some backflipping horny mascots huh?

Horny Mascot

Speaking of Japanese Mascots

Horny Mascot

Cubbies bear!  This guy loves grabbing boobs.

Horny Mascot

Homina homina homina.  And yes I know this isn’t a real mascot but he must be damned horny.

Horny Mascot

Jesus he could at least wait until the end of the show.

Horny Mascot

Awesome.

Horny Mascot

How about at least going on some dates first guy?

Horny Mascot

This is that nutty no wearing Lion from 2006 that ran around soccer fields with no pants.  Dude…

Horny Mascot

Coyotes with no pants.  That’s trouble.

Horny Mascot

Now he’s got the right idea.





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