So here you are.  You’re a team owner and you’re trying to hire someone as your mascot.  You pick out some simple name link Dinky or Sugar.  Something non invasive.  Something that will cater to the crowd and not stir up any emotions of sex and lewd behavior.

So you wind up hiring Johnny the former professional Bozo The Clown thinking that this guy just likes kids.  There’s no way he’s on the sauce and there’s no chance that he’d ever do something stupid on the field.   So you go ahead and make the hire.

A few weeks go by and everything’s cool.  And then all of a sudden he’s grabbing your cheerleaders breasts and crotch on national television.  I’d imagine this is one horror that a team owner never foresees.

Here are 13 Mascots that seem to be a little too frisky for their own good.

This is the Delaware mascot.  I’ve heard nutty things about how inappropriate he is with the cheerleaders and fans.   Hell he even flirts with the underage crowd.

You’d have to think that the Game Cock is a horny beast wouldn’t you?

Japan’s got some backflipping horny mascots huh?

Speaking of Japanese Mascots

Cubbies bear!  This guy loves grabbing boobs.

Homina homina homina.  And yes I know this isn’t a real mascot but he must be damned horny.

Jesus he could at least wait until the end of the show.

Awesome.

How about at least going on some dates first guy?

This is that nutty no wearing Lion from 2006 that ran around soccer fields with no pants.  Dude…

Coyotes with no pants.  That’s trouble.

Now he’s got the right idea.

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