So how shall we begin with Dani Behr?  First things first.  It’s important to note that Behr is of South African Jewish descent.  Score one point for the chosen ones.  Should I really add anything else?  I don’t think it’s really necessary.  But just for sh*ts and giggles let us explore.

Dani Behr was a presenter on the late night Channel 4 music show, The Word, for five years. She went on to present over 30 TV shows, including The Big Breakfast, Hotel Babylon, Ice Warriors; and in 2002 the co-presenting role alongside Joe Mace on the last series of the BBC’s flagship children’s program The Saturday Show.

Behr was Maxim’s female presenter of the year in 2002. Until June 2007 she voiced the safety message on Virgin Atlantic and was named in the song “Turn A Blind Eye” by Half Man Half Biscuit: “They came for Dani Behr. I said ‘she’s over there, behind the wardrobe.”

After marriage and the birth of her two children, Behr is due to make her UK television comeback on the 2008 edition of ITV’s I’m a celebrity… Get me out of here!

Now let’s get to the pictures