Nov 13 2008
The Best of the Worst: A Tribute to All The Myspace Tools Named Mikey
Well it’s been nearly seven months since the inception of the “Myspace Toolbox” series on this site. And why not celebrate with a list of the cream of the crop of douchebagginess. These guys have come a long way making themselves look this awful. And oddly enough they all call themselves Mikey.
I want to pay tribute for all the efforts in hair spiking, body shaving and oiling, spending all their money on a belt buckle, making lip pouting faces, using phrases like “hatin’ on,” and the myriad of other elements that go into being someone I would hate to run into.
So fellas, this is for you. Mikey Tribute.
Mikeyy Says YU Already NOO I Ain’t Gotta Say
Mikey Battz
Sexci Mikey AKA Juicy Pimpz
Mikey C
Mikey Spikez
Mikey Tannz
AYO Mikey
Mikey (Get Like Me)
Even More Uncoachable Stuff
