Well it’s been nearly seven months since the inception of the “Myspace Toolbox” series on this site.  And why not celebrate with a list of the cream of the crop of douchebagginess.  These guys have come a long way making themselves look this awful.  And oddly enough they all call themselves Mikey.

I want to pay tribute for all the efforts in hair spiking, body shaving and oiling, spending all their money on a belt buckle, making lip pouting faces, using phrases like “hatin’ on,” and the myriad of other elements that go into being someone I would hate to run into.

So fellas, this is for you.  Mikey Tribute.

Mikeyy Says YU Already NOO I Ain’t Gotta Say

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Mikey Battz

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Sexci Mikey AKA Juicy Pimpz

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Mikey C

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Mikey Spikez

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Mikey Tannz

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AYO Mikey

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Mikey (Get Like Me)

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