Nov 11 2008
A male Japanese air force major caught naked while shopping for women’s underwear has been suspended from his duties for 10 days, a spokeswoman at his base said on Friday.
The man, on his way home from a late-night farewell party for a colleague in early September, stripped off his clothes behind a convenience store before going in and buying panties and pantyhose.
“He had just his wallet and his shoes on him,” said the spokeswoman from the Matsushima air base in Miyagi, northern Japan.
“He thought it would be funny if he went into the store stark naked, that it would surprise people.”
This one would have been cake to get out of.Â You guys all know how nutty things are in Japan with their gameshows.Â The guy should have just said he was on the “Super Terrific Happy Hour.”
That or some weird pantyhose caught on camera type of thing.Â They’d have had to believe him.
Here, let me show you an example.
He should have just said he was on his way here
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