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The more and more I look at Sophia Rossi, the more my mind slowly turns into mush.  I’m 99% sure that if I ever met this woman in person I’d be a complete pile of horse manure.  I mean what the hell would I say?  First off, I’d be staring at her T’s the entire time.  Second of all, this woman would just own me, friggin’ own me.  I have nothing left.  Nothing.

The Wash

Anyone else psyched for the Brady Quinn Era to start? – [Withleather]

John Daly’s beloved Hooters may fire him – [Deadspin]

Mercury Car Commercial Hottie Jill Wagner – [Busted Coverage]

Man does this guy get PWNED – [Flabber]

Larry King’s 48 Year Old Wife has some bigguns – [The LOTD]

More ridiculously hot chicks you don’t know, wow – [Doubleviking]

Victoria Beckham can use her nipples to take out an eye – [Don Chavez]

A puppy writes to Obama’s daughters – [Holy Taco]

A cop gets sucker punched – [Totally Crap]

Jessica Simpson seems to be in the holiday spirit – [DJ Mick]

Tricia Helfer is delicious – [COED Magazine]

Deal or no deal hottie Katie Cleary can play games with me – [Nextround]

Anything with Keeley Hazell is news to me – [Cameltap]

I have nothing but just check out the chicks here – [Nuts]

Lunch is not a date, have no fear dudes – [The Bachelor Guy]

Spitzer paving the way for legal prostitution – [Asylum]