I gotta tell ya, I almost skipped over Alex B.  Why?  Because there was a fair shot that he was normal.

But two lines topped it for me:  “MY SWAG IS MEAN” and “SOOO FRESHHHH.”

Those lines, combined with capital letters, combined with with an overall air of “I’d do anything to be cool” lead me to my normal conclusion that a I wind up with when analyzing these turds:  Douche Plus.

Alexander!

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