Nov 03 2008
If you really think about it, in the history of television there haven’t been too many moms that were incredibly hot. And there’s just something special about knowing that while this woman is a responsible, caring guardian, that she could transform into a seductive cougar in about 2 minutes.
And that’s why I’ve decided to come up with this list. Here are the rules though. No daytime television. Soap Operas don’t count. All the women are way too hot so it’s void. Also, no Univision. There’s just too many hot chicks on that channel. We’re sticking to American Television here. And we’re also sticking to prime time.
Here are my picks for the top 16 hottest prime time TV moms of all time. P.S. Thanks to my buddies Nick and Eds for the assist on some of these.
Samantha Stevens – Bewitched
Played by Elizabeth Montgomery. This may have been the 60′s but Montgomery was smoking back then. Would have been nice to see her use those powers in the bedroom.
Becky Katsopolis – Full House
Played by Lori Loughlin. I am such an amazingly huge fan of Loughlin. In fact I put her in this list twice. She’s that hot.
Gabrielle Solis – Desperate Housewives
Played by Eva Longoria. An obvious choice but you have to put it in there. Way to go Tony Parker. Yay!
Debra Barone – Everybody Loves Raymond
Played by Patricia Heaton. When Heaton first entered this show, she was far from hot. But if you saw any of the last three seasons, she wore some slutty stuff, and it was hot.
Kate McArdle – Kate and Allie
Played by Susan Saint James. People never really bring up Kate and Allie. That was a pretty solid show and Saint James was very good looking.
Peggy Bundy – Married With Children
Played by Katey Segal. Post breast implants you have to admit there was something about her in a very dirty kind of way.
Kirsten Cohen – The OC
Played by Kelly Rowan. Hard to believe this woman was a mother. Nevertheless a very hot blond.
Angela Bauer – Who’s the Boss
Played by Judith Light. It was either her or Maggie Seaver and I decided to go with Judith Light on this one. She was good looking, took charge in the office and kind of cute at times. I feel like a drunk night out with her would turn her into a cat.
Susan Mayer – Desperate Housewives
Played by Teri Hatcher. Another obvious choice but you can’t mess with “they’re real and they’re spectacular.”
Julie Cooper – The OC
Played by Melinda Clarke. She’d be my biggest candidate in this list for a rough sex kind of a night. It’s obviously her character on the show but still….
Lily Van Der Woodsen – Gossip Girl
Played by Kelly Rutherford. Blake Lively’s got some competition on this show. Mama Lily can definitely hold her own.
Debbie Wilson – 90210
Played by Lori Loughlin. And that’s my second mention of Loughlin. It’s well deserved. I mentioned this yesterday in fact. She’s hotter than Shenae Grimes.
Isobel Stevens – Grey’s Anatomy
Played by Katherine Heigl. Unfortunately we don’t really get to see the hot version of Heigl on this show, but we all know how talented her upper torsoe is. Granted she’s barely a mom on the show, she’s still a mom.
Marilyn Bauer – 24
Played by Rena Sofer. Ah yes, Rena. Her eyes man. It’s the eyes.
Gretchen Morgan- Prison Break
Played by Jodi Lyn Okeefe. Anytime you see her sweating on that show, it’s a treat.
Sarah Connor – Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Played by Lena Headey. Lena is the perfect person to round out this list. What a hottie.
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