I’ve gotta say this might be one of the best calls I’ve ever made.  If it weren’t for the fact that I posted those three Youtube “Pro Wrestling: Then and Now” clips this never would have happened.  That and the fact that The Goonies is on every 16 minutes.

And as soon as I saw Mama Fratelli (Anne Ramsey), I put two and two together.  Unfortunately Ramsey passed away in 1988 but her legacy will live on with Greg “The Hammer” Valentine (AKA John Wisniski).  His last known appearance was at Ric Flair’s Retirement Ceremony in March of 2008.

Valentine is currently retired but I hope to God he winds up wrestling again in some crappy little town like most of the old guys do.  He was the man that made the figure four viable in the WWF.  Valentine is a legend as far as I’m concerned.

But unfortunately he really looks like Mama Fratelli.

You all saw the corn porn video from a few weeks ago.  And you’ve all heard the Sarah Palin censorship stuff by now.

Well I just stumbled across this hilarious Rachel Ray edit.  Be careful with your volume if you’re at work.  This is incredible.

Veronica Becerra was born and raised in Las Vegas Nevada.  Here mother Is Japanese and her father is Mexican which makes for a hell of a combination.  She’s been in the Modeling and Entertainment industry for about 8 years.  She’s also a proud parent.

Other than that, you guys know the drill.  She’s hot, she’s someone we’d all like to have alone time with.  Oh and there’s this.  Here’s what Veronica said about being on the set of Play it to the Bone.

I remember talking with Antonio Banderas and I wont forget the best compliment coming from Himself the All time Superstar “he said that I was a very beautiful girl and that I reminded him of Salma Hayack, but that I was much prettier!!!!

That remains to be seen but Veronica’s got that going for her….which is nice.

More of Becerra after the jump

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Aldair is 19.  Really?  This kid looks like he’s 12.   He also looks like the kind of kid who gets picked on in his group.  Whatever group that is, I have no clue but I’m sure it’s God awful.

And what the hell is Aldair? Is that some sort of code for “Putz?” What are you tough?  This guy’s definitely a video game player and chronic masturbater.

Also, given the fact he constantly gives the finger to the camera, is chubby, and is probably a complete tool, I’d love to see nothing more than him puking whole milk off a bridge.

Aldair!

An example of one that didn’t exactly work

Let’s face it.  We’ve already seen most of these chicks either naked or semi naked at some point.  Be it through one of those nipple slip shots, or some random upskirt thing, I just don’t see these as being coincidences.  They know what they’re doing.

And while I completely respect the amazing acting talent of the Tara Reid’s of the world, something tells me that we’re not exactly watching out for Tara’s next new movie.  We’re looking for the next alligator bag skin shot of her stomach.

Sex Tapes have become huge over the last 5-10 years.  Pamela Anderson started the craze and a new crop of celebrities have got them.  Some seem to work (Kim Kardashian) and some seem to repulse us (Dustin Diamond).

But here are 7 celebrities that I think are destined to release a sex tape to boost their career.   I’ve also put a time estimate on when we’ll probably see one.

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A warm congratulations to the Philadelphia Phillies for winning the world series last night.  And as much as I love to think about all the trials and tribulations of a team overcoming whatever it is they had to overcome to win the championship, I’m somehow always distracted.

Distracted by what you might ask?  Well let’s just say as soon as I saw Brad Lidge closing out the game, I started to think about the amount of hot chicks wearing Phillies gear who must have been at that game.

So naturally I decided to find my own collection of pictures of hot girls wearing Phillies gear.  There are one or two pics with no Phillies gear, but believe me, they’re Phillies fans.

The Phillies hotties after the jump

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Click on the photo to see Bia and Branca gladiate

Remember those two synchronized swimming hotties Bia and Branca Feres?  Well it was just a matter of time before they turned up.  And thank God for that.   I wasn’t getting my fill of hot synchronized swimmers this week.

The Throwdown

Brandy Taylor has two assets worth drooling over - [Holy Taco]

Christina Milian is damned hot - [Dirty Rotten] (NSFW Ads)

Sir Charles still wants to hold office - [With Leather]

When commentators forget what they’re saying - [Nuts]

Preseason All-NBA Dance Squads - [Hot Clicks]

Nadine Velasquez bending over in Loaded Magazine - [Cameltap]

Grow a Mustache for charity - [The Bachelor Guy]

That foul fart may control blood pressure - [Asylum]

Shannon James is the Hottest Baseball Fan Ever - [Micklanders]

10 Scary movies sure to freak out FSU Students - [College OTR]

Things we’ve learned about the NFL this season - [Epic Carnival]

I love watching failed hurdle jumps - [Uberguy]

Maria Kanellis sighting: will appear in Smackdown - [Wiihotties]

Youtube user Kungfu86 is a hottie - [Phil Knows Best]

Click on the photo for the full gallery of Axia Andreadaki

No matter what we do.  No matter what we say.  There’s one constant in a man’s life.  An abundance of women to gawk at.  It just never ends.  And you know something?  Even if all the hot women in the world disappeared, we’d find reasons to be attracted to anything.  I love myself.

Enjoy the rest of the portfolio

We’ve all played the pornstar name game.  You take your middle name followed by the street you live on either now or as a kid.  It would be tough if my pornstar name were Isaac East 33rd St.   At the same time, Isaac Mackey would have definitely been a cool name.   I think one of the best ever was my buddy Chris in college.

His pornstar name would have ended up being Roy Bronco.  I still haven’t found one better than that yet.  But what about the real guys?  You would think that at least 50% of the male porn guys out there would have the funny type names like Buck Naked.  Surprisingly there aren’t as many as you think.

Here are 10 guys that definitely have worthy pornstar names.

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