I don’t know what it is, but perhaps it’s a public transportation thing with me.  Have you ever caught yourself just staring at someone on a bus or on a train and it completely fills you with hatred for that person?  For me it’s the people who sit their with dumb looks on their faces with one undeniable aspect in play:  the mouth is open.

When someone is reading the paper and their mouth is closed, I don’t pay any mind.  I mean sure, they’re probably dumb as most humans are, but at least they don’t look dumb at the moment.  It’s those people that just site there, jaws wide open that for some reason piss me off.

Go ahead guys, try this experiment.  You will notice the mouth open theory and these people will start bothering you immediately.  In any event, I’ve collected 15 pictures of people with their mouths open who at first glance there’s no other theory than “this person is an idiot.”

Enjoy

Ah yes, and don’t forget open mouthed sleepers.  They suck too (sorry honey).

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