Oct 30 2008
An example of one that didn’t exactly work
Let’s face it. We’ve already seen most of these chicks either naked or semi naked at some point. Be it through one of those nipple slip shots, or some random upskirt thing, I just don’t see these as being coincidences. They know what they’re doing.
And while I completely respect the amazing acting talent of the Tara Reid‘s of the world, something tells me that we’re not exactly watching out for Tara’s next new movie. We’re looking for the next alligator bag skin shot of her stomach.
Sex Tapes have become huge over the last 5-10 years. Pamela Anderson started the craze and a new crop of celebrities have got them. Some seem to work (Kim Kardashian) and some seem to repulse us (Dustin Diamond).
But here are 7 celebrities that I think are destined to release a sex tape to boost their career. I’ve also put a time estimate on when we’ll probably see one.
Can someone tell me what’s going on with Traci Bingham please? Is she evil? Whatever happened to the nice Baywatch type girl? Her face is getting scarier and scarier. And her boobs are getting louder and louder. Is a sex tape down the road? You bet it is.
Prediction: Within 2 years or right before her face falls off.
You think all these stage antics are coincidence? Think again. You don’t just dress slutty all the time and fall over things because you’re a moron. Eh, well, maybe you do but let’s just say I think Perry does go out of her way to be a bad girl. However, this might get old, quick, unless she gets well respected for her music.
Prediction: If the music fails, sex tape within 3 years. If not I give it 7.
There’s not much else to say about Tara Reid anymore. The stomach. Yes, we know. It’s awful. The boobs. Yes we know. They’re big. How she hasn’t done a sex tape is beyond me.
Prediction: After I’m done with this post.
How much more can you possibly show on MTV without it actually being porn? We know she’s a bisexual. We’ve already seen nude shots of her. There’s gotta be at least 50 sex tapes of her lying around.
Prediction: As soon as the ratings on her show fall. Within 2 years.
Is her name Jordan? What the hell is this crap? Who is this woman? Glamour Model and budding singing star huh. Well, she’s been in Playboy and has two kids. She’s married? How there isn’t a sex tape out there already is beyond me.
Prediction: Within 3 years.
Does this woman do anything for a living? Are she and Katie Price the same person? She has her own reality show called “Totally Jodie Marsh.” So she’s got that going for her…which is nice.
Prediction: Within 1 year
She’s just too much of a bad girl. And you know her sister is somehow going to lead her down that road.
Prediction: The second her looks start to fade. However that won’t be for a while. 10 years.
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