Oct 27 2008
Seven Contestants for The Biggest Loser: Coaches Edition

By now I would imagine most of you have seen the show The Biggest Loser. And each year the show makes changes that seem to capture the audience a bit more. We’ve seen the couples edition. And now they’ve added an extra team, colors for shirts, etc etc.
I think it’s great that they are keeping the audience captivated. I personally believe that if they start bringing in celebrities to participate, then this show can really take it to the next level. For the record I’m a tremendous advocate of the show and America’s fight against obesity. It’s a bad problem and it bothers me to no end.
But before the big time celebrities, perhaps they can get some folks from the world of sport. I am proposing a Biggest Loser Coaches Edition, and here are 7 candidates that would easily make the cut.
Tom Amstutz - University of Toledo

He’s a bit smaller than the rest of the pack so he’d have to get down to like 160 but come on buddy! You can do it.
Charlie Weis - Notre Dame

Dude pull your pants up just a little more. The guy wears “mom pants” if there’s even such a thing. Are there diapers in there?
Mark Mangino -Kansas

I can’t even imagine how loud this guy must breathe and/or snore. He would be the front runner if he could get any discipline.
Ralph Friedgen - Maryland

Clearly he’d be nicknamed “The Fridge” in this competition.
Andy Reid- Philadelphia Eagles

I’m sorry but his appearance is becoming borderline unacceptable. The pants are just riding a little high these days. Parcells wearing pants is worse but he’s no longer a coach.
Mike Holmgren - Seattle Seahawks

You have to admit it, Holmgren is getting a bit husky these days. Though he might have to slim down to 140 to win. That’s probably a bad idea.
Rick Majerus - Saint Louis University

The guy has experienced a lot. We’d need to keep a monitor on him.
Gentlemen, Good Luck Gentlemen.
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