But wouldn’t not wanting any b*tch assness constitute someone who is filled to the brim with b*itch assness?

Well at least someone whose hair spikes could easily penetrate a windshield would be assness though.  And Mr. Cold Heart is certainly not short on dope hair spikes yo!

Ah yes, one more amazing characteristic.  We mustn’t forget the horrible physique with no shirt on and a belt buckle that scribbles backwards profanity in fake gold.  I weep for our future.

Cold Hearted yo