I have blasted soccer before in previous articles.  And I’ll more than likely continue doing it in terms of my respect for the actual sport.  However, it would appear they are really taking it to new heights in Europe.  Just when I was getting pissed at the fact that the ladies there seem to be kicking our ass (think Lucy Pinder, Keeley Hazell, and the other 5 million big breasted hotties and WAGs from there), the cheerleaders go ahead and get way more freaky on the field than ours do.

Case in point?  The Southend United Blue Belles.  I mean how fitting is it that their name is only two letters away from being Blue Balls?  And rightfully so.  After you see a performance from them that’s exactly what you’ll be getting.  But I still don’t get something.

How is this not pole dancing?  I mean you slap on the same slutty uniform, and bend over just as one would on a stage.  Sure they’re not getting naked but plenty of girls who dance sexy on stage don’t take off all their clothing.  I just find it funny that these are cheerleaders.  So that should make it more “tasty” I suppose?  I mean come on now.

It seems they’re a little more than that.  P.S.  I love the advertising on their hot pants.

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