Oct 24 2008
13 Unintentionally Gay Soccer Positions
I told you guys I love to make fun of soccer. Granted I’m giving them the hot chicks, and am conceding that many European players (even the ugly ones) can pull some serious tail. While I will never understand this, there’s just too much evidence and no matter how you cut it, Soccer or Football is a humongous sport.
But with success parody will most certainly follow. And what better a parody then exposing the more “fun” side of soccer: The unintentional gay picture. And while these pictures are certainly available in other sports, isn’t it just more fun in soccer?
Check them out after the jump
The Stretch
The…You Know
The Tight Grip
The Agony
The “Who’s My B*tch”
The…You Know, again – Babang!
The Frolic
The Sit
The Scissor
The Warm Embrace
The “Oh My God don’t ruin my uniform”
The End
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how old are you 10!
I bet you used to play goalie.
I used to work for the team in blue in the top picture (where the dude is pulling the guys undies). Its Southend United. Go home and tell your friends!!
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American football is gay.
men with tights
So I think this is an amazing photo gallery, but to be fair, the second picture should be removed. The one under “The… you know” is CLEARLY photoshopped. Just look in the spaces between the kneeling man’s head and his elbow. That grey area would be blue if this photo were real. Not to mention the difference in quality/pixellation between the two players. I’m sure you can find something better to replace this!
Lol, a couple of those look VERY intentional.