Oct 22 2008
To All You Old Grumpy People Who Keep Kids’ Balls: Not This Time and Never Again
An 89-year-old Ohio woman faces a charge of petty theft because neighborhood children say she refused to give back their football.
Edna Jester was placed under arrest last week and taken to the police station in the Cincinnati suburb of Blue Ash. Police say there had been an ongoing dispute over the errant football and a child’s father called to report that Jester kept the ball after it landed in her yard.
Blue Ash Police Capt. James Schaffer says police warned Jester twice and finally arrested her after she refused to accept a citation. She must appear in mayor’s court next month.
That’s right damnet. All you old miserable farts out there stealing the rights of young children out there. Serves you right. I mean come on. You can’t deny these kids their right to scream outside your house for 2 hours playing catch.
You can’t deter them from breaking your windows and putting the dog in a tizzy so he barks until it’s time for you to take your medicine.
Screw that. These kids can do whatever they want.
Who are we kidding. A. I’m going to be one of those old people and B. I’m sure the little kids are pricks anyway and I hope they never get their damned ball back.
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