1.  I hate anyone that’s ever been friends with this guy.

2.  The fact that “Playboy” has had sex with at least one hot girl in his lifetime just goes to show how messed up a world it is we live in.  (P.S. his response to that line would be “damn right n*gga, you wish you got play” to which I’d shoot him)

3.  His mother is actually proud of him.

I’m going to go kill myself now.