I think she won some Germany World thing a while back.  That’s literally about all I could scrounge up on Natascha Berg.  However, she is German.  Call me crazy but the porn over in Germany is simply insane.  So you gotta think it carries over right?

I mean how many habben zee fiktshe positions has this chick been in?  Is it possible she would be able to frueggen miche spielen?  All you guys think these are real words don’t you?  And some German is like “water my snake plant? what the hell does that mean?”

Seriously though, I dig Ms. Berg.  And I know she plays Piano, Guitar, and the flute.  Now what flute do you think I’m thinking of?

Spreken Zee Berg after the jump