Oct 18 2008
I tried to do my research on Orsi Kocsis.Â I truly did. I know that she’s tall (5’9).Â I know that she’s posed nude.Â I know that her last name may or may not be the same name of a bone that’s in your ass.Â Frankly I’d like her last name to be Kocksits, but that’s just the dog in me.
Is there anything else we really need to know about Orsi?Â Perhaps.Â I’m 99.9% sure she was a WAG at some point, which doesn’t surprise me in the least.Â Oh believe me folks, I’ve been wearing shins guards and practicing my head tapping for weeks now.
Watch out Europe.Â Here I come.Â Oh wait, I’m engaged.Â Damnet.
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