Alright.  Some people just need to be told things.  And I’m only trying to help you out here Young G, or whatever it is you’d like to be called.  The sooner people realize who they are the better off they are.

And for Mr. G here, the sooner he realizes that he’s not cool, the better his life is going to become.  G, you’re chubby, not ripped in any way.  Cut it with the shirtless pics.  You’re not a hip hop guy.  So cut it with the jewelry.

Just cut out the whole MTV thing, start playing video games like you are supposed to and you will be much much better friends.  Trust me buddy.  It’s the way to go.

Young G!