Oct 14 2008
No Disrespect to Wasilla Hearthrob Levi Johnston, But there’s Zero Chance I Believe you Buddy (Also, A Great Look Alike)
Are you kidding me?Â Â Levi Johnston on the left, Actor Michael Shannon on the right
No, he wasn’t held against his will on the campaign trail. No, he’s not being forced into marrying 17-year-old Bristol Palin. No, this isn’t a shotgun wedding. ‘None of that’s true,’ Johnston, 18, said in brief interview with The Associated Press. ‘We both love each other. We both want to marry each other. And that’s what we are going to do.’
“They’re not telling me anything right now,” Johnston said as he checked his Blackberry. “It’s pretty chill.”
Chill huh? Â Come on buddy.Â Stop showing your age.
Johnston said he wasn’t forced to campaign with Palin’s mother. Bristol Palin invited him and Johnston jumped at the chance. It was a whirlwind experience for Johnston, who was seated with the Palins at the Republican National Convention.
“At first, I was nervous,” he said. “Then I was like, ‘Whatever.”
Like, Whatever huh?Â Yup he knows a lot about life.
Let’s talk about this
Sarah Palin:Â You’re running for Vice President and you find out your 17 year old daughter is pregnant.Â Do you A.Â Let the father roam around, become famous, and wind up becoming a sex symbol banging everything that walks?
or B.Â Coerce him into joining the campaign and threaten him that if he ever tells a soul that he was made to marry your daughter and support this campaign that he’ll be directly shot in the buttocks?
(Also, seduce daughter’s boyfriend.Â Palin must have)
I’m going with plan B here.Â Look, Levi Johnston could very well have a long married life with Bristol Palin.Â He could be a great father.Â But has that stopped any man attached to a political arena before?
I’m not saying he won’t be a good dad.Â I’m not saying his marriage won’t last.Â But given that the dude is 18 and knows nothing about life yet, I’m not taking a word of anything from him as being true.
He’s 18 folks.Â Doesn’t he still have to go to college?Â And you know, live a college life?
1. He has sex with at least 5 more women before the age of 21.
2. He makes the cover of a hunting magazine in that time
3. Bristol Palin has sex with at least 5 more men before the age of 21
4. A Sarah Palin/Levi Johnston sex tape comes out
5. A publicist for the Palin campaign contacts me to remove this article.
* I really posted this article because of how much Johnston and actor Michael Shannon look a-like.
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