<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" > <channel><title>Comments on: The Five Types of Things Sports Announcers Say That Really Need to Stop</title> <atom:link href="http://www.uncoached.com/2008/10/09/the-five-types-of-things-sports-announcers-say-that-really-need-to-stop/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.uncoached.com/2008/10/09/the-five-types-of-things-sports-announcers-say-that-really-need-to-stop/</link> <description></description> <lastBuildDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 15:47:45 +0000</lastBuildDate> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.4</generator> <item><title>By: sneaky</title><link>http://www.uncoached.com/2008/10/09/the-five-types-of-things-sports-announcers-say-that-really-need-to-stop/#comment-5796</link> <dc:creator>sneaky</dc:creator> <pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 00:13:56 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.uncoached.com/2008/10/09/the-five-types-of-things-sports-announcers-say-that-really-need-to-stop/#comment-5796</guid> <description>&quot;It&#039;s a reverse!&quot; - they call this all the time when in reality it&#039;s just an end-around type of play.  The reverse would be when there is a change in direction in the run, a la the original runner handing off to a runner going the other direction.  The real reverse - why they call that a &quot;double reverse&quot;.  Oh, well.....</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s a reverse!&#8221; &#8211; they call this all the time when in reality it&#8217;s just an end-around type of play.  The reverse would be when there is a change in direction in the run, a la the original runner handing off to a runner going the other direction.  The real reverse &#8211; why they call that a &#8220;double reverse&#8221;.  Oh, well&#8230;..</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: 'Bag Hunter</title><link>http://www.uncoached.com/2008/10/09/the-five-types-of-things-sports-announcers-say-that-really-need-to-stop/#comment-5773</link> <dc:creator>'Bag Hunter</dc:creator> <pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 04:10:05 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.uncoached.com/2008/10/09/the-five-types-of-things-sports-announcers-say-that-really-need-to-stop/#comment-5773</guid> <description>An ESPN favorite that I can do without, &quot;He is a football player.&quot;</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An ESPN favorite that I can do without, &#8220;He is a football player.&#8221;</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Home Stretch: Links To Round Out The Work day &#124; YepYep</title><link>http://www.uncoached.com/2008/10/09/the-five-types-of-things-sports-announcers-say-that-really-need-to-stop/#comment-5763</link> <dc:creator>Home Stretch: Links To Round Out The Work day &#124; YepYep</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 19:51:28 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.uncoached.com/2008/10/09/the-five-types-of-things-sports-announcers-say-that-really-need-to-stop/#comment-5763</guid> <description>[...] Things sports announcers need to stop saying.  [Uncoached] [...]</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Things sports announcers need to stop saying.  [Uncoached] [...]</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Patt</title><link>http://www.uncoached.com/2008/10/09/the-five-types-of-things-sports-announcers-say-that-really-need-to-stop/#comment-5738</link> <dc:creator>Patt</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 03:54:26 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.uncoached.com/2008/10/09/the-five-types-of-things-sports-announcers-say-that-really-need-to-stop/#comment-5738</guid> <description>What about &quot;unanswered points&quot;? The NFL broadcasters love that one. It really chafes me when a team is up by, say, 14 and the team that is down scores two TDs. Then they say &quot;Pittsburgh was down by two scores then scored 14 unanswered points&quot;. Weren&#039;t the points answered when they went up 14-0?</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What about &#8220;unanswered points&#8221;? The NFL broadcasters love that one. It really chafes me when a team is up by, say, 14 and the team that is down scores two TDs. Then they say &#8220;Pittsburgh was down by two scores then scored 14 unanswered points&#8221;. Weren&#8217;t the points answered when they went up 14-0?</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Paco</title><link>http://www.uncoached.com/2008/10/09/the-five-types-of-things-sports-announcers-say-that-really-need-to-stop/#comment-5734</link> <dc:creator>Paco</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 00:05:20 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.uncoached.com/2008/10/09/the-five-types-of-things-sports-announcers-say-that-really-need-to-stop/#comment-5734</guid> <description>How about this one:In baseball if the player is really good, they ALWAYS say, &quot;The guy is as good as anyone...&quot;WTF does that mean? Anyone? Like little leaguers? Like Babe Ruth?Dumb dumb statement.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How about this one:</p><p>In baseball if the player is really good, they ALWAYS say, &#8220;The guy is as good as anyone&#8230;&#8221;</p><p>WTF does that mean? Anyone? Like little leaguers? Like Babe Ruth?</p><p>Dumb dumb statement.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Bill</title><link>http://www.uncoached.com/2008/10/09/the-five-types-of-things-sports-announcers-say-that-really-need-to-stop/#comment-5726</link> <dc:creator>Bill</dc:creator> <pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 22:05:03 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.uncoached.com/2008/10/09/the-five-types-of-things-sports-announcers-say-that-really-need-to-stop/#comment-5726</guid> <description>Charles Barkley said something like this to a &quot;why&quot; or &quot;howd you&quot; question.&quot;I love it when people ask me for tips and secrets on rebounding. I always just say &quot;you jump up and get the damn ball&quot;&quot;Paraphrased, but you get the idea.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Charles Barkley said something like this to a &#8220;why&#8221; or &#8220;howd you&#8221; question.</p><p>&#8220;I love it when people ask me for tips and secrets on rebounding. I always just say &#8220;you jump up and get the damn ball&#8221;"</p><p>Paraphrased, but you get the idea.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: C</title><link>http://www.uncoached.com/2008/10/09/the-five-types-of-things-sports-announcers-say-that-really-need-to-stop/#comment-5716</link> <dc:creator>C</dc:creator> <pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:53:20 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.uncoached.com/2008/10/09/the-five-types-of-things-sports-announcers-say-that-really-need-to-stop/#comment-5716</guid> <description>The one I hate the most is the &quot;I bet he&#039;d like to have that one back.&quot;  Usually referring to a QB after throwing an interception, or after a pitcher gives up a home run.  Well no sh*t Einstein!  Of course he&#039;d like to have it back and do over.  It&#039;s not rocket science.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The one I hate the most is the &#8220;I bet he&#8217;d like to have that one back.&#8221;  Usually referring to a QB after throwing an interception, or after a pitcher gives up a home run.  Well no sh*t Einstein!  Of course he&#8217;d like to have it back and do over.  It&#8217;s not rocket science.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Dan</title><link>http://www.uncoached.com/2008/10/09/the-five-types-of-things-sports-announcers-say-that-really-need-to-stop/#comment-5715</link> <dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator> <pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:38:33 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.uncoached.com/2008/10/09/the-five-types-of-things-sports-announcers-say-that-really-need-to-stop/#comment-5715</guid> <description>For any UFC fans, Joe Rogan saying &quot;He got rocked!&quot;  Is that the only adjective he knows for someone getting hit in the face?</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For any UFC fans, Joe Rogan saying &#8220;He got rocked!&#8221;  Is that the only adjective he knows for someone getting hit in the face?</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: danimal</title><link>http://www.uncoached.com/2008/10/09/the-five-types-of-things-sports-announcers-say-that-really-need-to-stop/#comment-5713</link> <dc:creator>danimal</dc:creator> <pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 16:48:00 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.uncoached.com/2008/10/09/the-five-types-of-things-sports-announcers-say-that-really-need-to-stop/#comment-5713</guid> <description>In football on close yardage situations, at least one announcer is compelled to blurt out, &quot;It depends on the spot!&quot;. DUH! Doesn&#039;t it always depend on the spot?</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In football on close yardage situations, at least one announcer is compelled to blurt out, &#8220;It depends on the spot!&#8221;. DUH! Doesn&#8217;t it always depend on the spot?</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: The October 9 Hot Link Orgy &#124; Blog of Hilarity</title><link>http://www.uncoached.com/2008/10/09/the-five-types-of-things-sports-announcers-say-that-really-need-to-stop/#comment-5710</link> <dc:creator>The October 9 Hot Link Orgy &#124; Blog of Hilarity</dc:creator> <pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 15:45:15 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.uncoached.com/2008/10/09/the-five-types-of-things-sports-announcers-say-that-really-need-to-stop/#comment-5710</guid> <description>[...] hottest politics-loving UMass student ever. PS Boobs! -Five overused sports announcer cliches -Gentlemen, start your lesbian fantasies -Howard Stern&#8217;s wife Beth Ostrosky: Hot or Not? (I [...]</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] hottest politics-loving UMass student ever. PS Boobs! -Five overused sports announcer cliches -Gentlemen, start your lesbian fantasies -Howard Stern&#8217;s wife Beth Ostrosky: Hot or Not? (I [...]</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> </channel> </rss>
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