Oct 09 2008
Some Slogans I Feel Would be Fitting for Next Year’s Oktoberfest

As you all may or may not know, the 175th Oktoberfest ended a few days ago, and while there has been some decent coverage of the 16 day largest festival that Germany holds, I figured I’d put my little spin on the events that took place.
While I’ve personally never attended Oktoberfest I’ve heard the stories. I’ve heard how amazing it gets. I mean what else could you expect when women are holding 15 pints of beer at a time and are at your service?
I’ve collected some pictures that highlight some of the things that I would look forward to most if and when I get to attend Oktoberfest. Figured I’d turn them into slogans.
Enjoy
Oktoberfest: Where else do you get pretzels this big and women this giving?
Oktoberfest: Plenty of sausage for the ladies
Oktoberfest: The Only Place that serves Bush Biskits
Oktoberfest: This guy ain’t going down without a fight
Oktoberfest: These Clothes actually work with the ladies
Oktoberfest: Great Jugs Mugs
Oktoberfest: Can your wife do this?
Oktoberfest: Jagermeister Girls. Period.
Oktoberfest: Because you might get to hang out with this guy
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