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So it’s Wednesday.  Yes it’s over the hump day.  Unfortunately my humping abilities are slightly impeded on this day.  I am sick.  I know many people are sick.  “It’s going around.”  Cut the crap with this going around.  I’m sick.  I don’t care if other people are sick and I’m annoyed that I’m sick.  So Shut up.

The Wash

Not sure I’d like to take this Japanese spanking class – [Doubleviking]

Man with Prosthetic Leg breaks long jump record – [Asylum]

Former Disney Star might be down for nudity – [College OTR]

Now this is how you tailgate in style – [The Bachelor Guy]

Melissa Baker is one of SI’s latest discoveries – [Unibrow]

The High School Musical UK Premiere! – [DJ Mick]

Is Kim Kardashian’s ass coming back to Dancing with the Stars? – [Epic Carnival]

A look at OJ’s accomodations – [With Leather]

And the Celebrity takes out the Myspace hottie by a nose – [Tastybooze]

Fine, I’ll mention the 16th birthday of Miley Cyrus – [Derober]

A Picture of Marissa Miller to brighten your day – [World of Isaac]

David Hasselhoff’s return to Arizona Wildcat Country – [SI On Campus]

Phil Helmuth is a prick in my book – [ESPN]