So this guy calls himself Robert Fcukz.  See what he did right there?  Pretty brilliant huh?  Robert is part of the new spelling things wrong generation.  What he doesn’t realize is that it’s the most moronic generation on the planet.

Two things:

1.  Anyone who spells the word “look” and writes “lewk” instead, deserves a major beating

and

2.  Anyone who shows off their stomach even though they weigh no more than 90 lbs deserves a swift kick to the genitals.

That is all.