Oct 06 2008
Ten National Anthem Performances that I Really Wish Were Taken Back

It’s tough to get any worse than screwing up the one song that represents our nation and can truly bring a crowd of 50,000 people together if only for a few moments. In one respect I feel bad for those folks that botch the song.
In another respect I think to myself “What in the world were these people thinking?” and also “who the hell hired them?”
Here are ten performances that I really wish never existed.
Hillary Clinton Gets Caught on the Mic and Boy is it bad
Rosanne’s Infamous National Anthem
Cop Butchers National Anthem
Cuba Gooding Sr. – This guy is pathetic
Carl Lewis botched 1993 Performance
Girl Humiliates Herself at a Hockey Game
Mo Cheeks Helps a Girl Out
Cop Butchers the Anthem in Tennessee
Some Random Lady at a Seether Concert – WOW
This Guy Actually Thinks He’s Good When he’s really Just Annoying
Even More Uncoachable Stuff
- Why Do Professional Sports Leagues Pick These People To Sing the National Anthem in Big Games?
- People We Hate Singing the National Anthem
- To Be That Guy on That Day: Ben Johnson Wins The Gold Medal At The 1988 Olympics
- The IPod Tune on the Way to Work: “The Heart of Rock and Roll,” Huey Lewis and the News
- Uncoached Moment: Jack Palance Does One Armed Push Ups at the Oscars
























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