Maybe someone should have told this schmuck that where it says “Name” when filling out your Myspace Profile you put in a name, not a phrase.    But I digress.  I supposed that feathery tattoo makes up for it all.

What in the world is this guy going to tell his kids someday?  Assuming he even has kids.   Do you raise your little daughter to think these kinds of marks on your body are cool?

Let’s go to Neptunes in Long Island!  Yeah!  Man these people are so dime a dozen it’s not even funny.  Dude, go rev up your piece of crap car and TRY to catch a disease so you can brag about it.

Neptunes!

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• The Myspace Toolbox: John, “Dude you Want Tha Reel Thing”

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