How could I not post this photo?  Click on it for the video

Well while Martha is busy eating that hell of a lot more than a foot long, I’m busy focusing on this weekend.  I am Jewish and yes I can cook.  I must spend most of this time preparing for the Rosh Hashanah feast I am having Monday.  And I can’t wait to waste my time at temple with people who don’t want to be there and really aren’t religious.  Ah yes, the life of a reformed Jew.  Take advantage of the meals twice a year but screw following Judaism.

The Funbag

The Athletes in Playboy Quiz -  [Hot Clicks]

Nikki Whelan looks good with a little perspiration – [Totally Crap]

Get rich and happy by being a dick – [Asylum]

Now this is what I call a Craigslist Ad – [Tastybooze]

New Sportscenter commercial with Stephen King – [Awful Announcing]

UCLA now begging to put people in its seats – [Sports by Brooks]

Kimbo Slice wusses out of David Blaine punch – [With Leather]

The top 15 Office Quotes about College – [College OTR]

Megan Fox looks quite hot in the pool – [The Bachelor Guy]

Even Dogs are fans of Aubrey O’Day’s puppies – [Derober]

G-Strings just got even less G-Stringy – [Don Chavez]

Carrie Underwood just gets it done – [The LOTD]

The St Louis Rams:  A Matter of Trust – [Insidestl]

Click on the photo for Diora’s Gallery

Man I love Diora Baird.  I remember seeing the movie Accepted and not being able to take my eyes off of her.  However, this woman went on a date with Dane Cook?  Unacceptable.  I’m much better looking and a hell of a lot funnier than that guy.  Clean it up Diora.  Oh wait, I make no money and am not famous.  Damn.

Enjoy the rest of the Portfolio

This is disturbing

I’m a huge fan of spotting look alikes and I had even considered making an entire website dedicated to the subject.  Well, the folks over at I Can Cheezburger beat me to it with their website totallylookslike.

Each day users submit tons of potential look alike photos from around the web.  The admins then pick the best ones and post them each day for users to comment on.  I have to say that some of them are incredibly accurate.

I decided to scour through and find 10 human/non-human combinations that were pretty damned accurate.  FYI, most of these people don’t totally look like their non human counterparts at all times.

However, in these pictures they sure as hell do.

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For those that haven’t seen “Don’t Hang up Toughguy” it’s a real pleasure for me to share this video with you.

I don’t know how these guys are so fast to come up with this stuff but it’s incredible.

What we do know about this dual personality is that she might have attended Brookhaven College.  She also might be from Dallas.  Here’s about the biggest snippet I could find on Corrie Loftin AKA Davin Lexen: “full time student enjoys working out dating clubbing and modeling, former Hawaiian tropics 2004 nationals top 20 finalist.”

That snippet was back in 2005.  So where has this beauty been for the past 3 years?  I’m assuming just being really hot somewhere.  Corrie definitely falls into the “top 1% of bodies in the world” category.

Sure she’s got implants but would any heterosexual male really complain about that?  OK if you’re one of those guys please click somewhere else and don’t return.  Thanks.

Here’s more of Corrie or Davin

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Well when someone with hair like this and a bib on, you might understand why it’d be a little disgruntling for me to handle the fact that Jeffrey thinks he’s a piece of God.

Well actually it would depend what piece.  If it was that part right under the testicles that gets really sweaty (some call it a choad or grundle) then yeah, I guess he is a piece of God.

For the record one of his pictures below says “Vacant….who wants 2 buy this property.” Ohhhh I get it.  Like a play on words?  Like your body is the property but it hasn’t been laid in while?  But if you want to bid on it you can?

Let’s see the winner gets….a sexually transmitted disease!

Get bent buddy

They too throw Mard Gras beads to see boobs

Do any of you guys read US Weekly?  Do I deserve to get murdered for asking this question?  Hmm.  Let me rephrase that.  Do any of you guys that live with chicks or are married to a chick read US Weekly?  There that’s better.

Put it this way, when the damned magazine is just sitting there on the coffee table it’s pretty hard not to open it.  Especially when Britney Spears is in a bikini or bald on the cover inviting you to read.

So those that follow will know this, and those that don’t read along!  There’s a section called “Stars: They’re just Like Us.”  In this section are pictures of celebrities doing every day things like taking walks, going shopping, etc etc accompanied by captions that say things like “They do their laundry!”

Well here’s my version of that but with athletes.  Today’s subject is Chiefs running back Larry Johnson.

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About three weeks ago a post was featured on Sports Illustrated’s Hot Clicks citing the absence of girls wearing NFL Jerseys.  I happened to stumble across it again yesterday, and decided I’d take an hour or two out of my day to answer that article with this one.

With a little digging, effort, and love for the game, I’ve managed to find over 30 pictures with ladies wearing NFL Jerseys.  They are ladies of all types.  Some lovely, some not so lovely.  But one thing they have in common is a love for their favorite NFL teams.

I’ve managed to represent 29 teams in these pictures.  Teams not featured are the Texans, Jaguars, and 49ers.

Enjoy it guys (and gals)

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You want Alison Stokke?  You got Alison Stokke.  Click the pic

From COED Magazine:  Now, not only do you have all the photos of the hottest pole vaulter on the planet all in one place, you’ve got dozens upon dozens of new snapshots to salivate over. We’re not exactly sure what saint took all these pictures or how they got online, but to whoever’s responsible, we’d like to buy you a beer…or 100.

Works for me.

The Twelve

An amazingly creative look at a would-be NFL Facebook page – [Derober]

The 80′s Sarah Palin Sports Report – [Unibrow]

Vanderbilt’s 51 frattiest frat stars – [College OTR]

These vehicles are the real transformers – [My Chill Pill]

A pretty big charge considering the guy farted – [Don Chavez]

The Best Scenes from the Exorcist – [I Am Bored]

Wow, this chick is really into her tennis swings – [The World of Isaac]

The best athlete names ever – [In Game Now]

25 Great Quotes from Ari Gold – [Cuzoogle]

Strange and Ridiculous Craigslist job postings – [Asylum]

Amare Stoudamire’s appearance on Yo Gabba Gabba! – [Awful Announcing]

It would appear that David Blane is a cheater – [TV Shark]