A Congratulations to Jillian Beyor for her well deserved nod for Playboy Model of the year 2008.  Here’s something I wrote on her a while back which clearly still rings true today:

For those of you who aren’t familiar with Jillian Beyor, she possesses one of the finest bodies in the history of our time. Even better, she has her own Myspace Profile.  You’ve also probably seen her “Beauty and the Geek 5″ if you’re into that sort of thing.

What else can we say about Jillian? Other than the fact she’s wonderful to look at, word is the girl parties like crazy.  She’s the leader of the pack at all the Playboy Spring Break Parties and certainly knows how to make a living being ridiculously hot.

And it’s really unfair to watch her stick things in her mouth. I mean come on man. I’m trying to work here.

More of Jillian after the jump

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I stand corrected in my last article.  Turns out there was a hot chick (or two) in a Bengals Jersey.  Thanks to my man Mo for pointing that out and for bringing us a few more to peruse.  That’s all I got guys.  Have a great weekend.  I’m very pumped to cook Matzoh Ball Soup right now.

The Wash

Yesterday’s Sex Ed with Adult Star Casey Parker - [COED Magazine]

I would most certainly bet on Janet Jensen - [Bustedcoverage]

The 700 Billion Dollar Bailout Conspiracy Theory - [Holy Taco]

Now this girlfriend gets pwned - [Cameltap]

John Elway pops the question to ex Raiders girl - [College OTR]

Wow, a video of total Myspace Toolboxes - [Don Chavez]

Tricia Helfer shows us the side view - [On205th]

A fun look at the latest in politics - [Drunkenstepfather]

Cal student put the “flaming” in flaming shots - [Tastybooze]

Sandra Ramirez is unbelievably sexy - [Totally Crap]

Street tubing is pretty dangerous - [Nextround]

Yesterday’s Lingerie contest - [The Bachelor Guy]

The hottest celebrity MILF’s of all time - [Unibrow]

Pat Summitt need some coon wrasslin surgery - [With Leather]

Click on the photo to see more of Cassie (America’s Hottest 18 Year Old Student)

From Busted Coverage:  “Trying to figure our where Cassie Keller goes to college is like solving a 30-year-old crime.  There are small leads, but we need informants to step forward. Someone must take credit for going to school with this chick.”  Well let’s get it done at some point.  In the meantime she’s great.

Enjoy the rest of the portfolio

Members of an Arizona State University fraternity vomited milk from a campus bridge and caused a car crash that injured two people, police said.

Tempe police Sgt. Steve Carbajal said the prank caused a woman in one car to stop in the road Monday night. Another car smashed into it from behind.

He said the woman and her 6-year-old daughter suffered only minor injuries.

You see that guys?  Encouraging your pledges to drink milk until they puke huh?  You could have at least done this the classy way…in the fraternity house.

Some people never learn.

What would Louis do if he had a ton of money? These are actually some great ideas.

Careful if you’re at work. Lots of language kids.

It’s one thing to be fit.  It’s another to be 5′2″ and have the measurements 34D-23-34.  With all due respect to the 36-24-36, after looking at Melissa Marie Gonzalez, I’m gonna have to go with these measurements as my preferred size.  Wow.

Unfortunately I couldn’t find much in the way of a bio so I’ll have to get a little creative here.  Um, Melissa is really hot.  How did I do there?  Was that creative enough?  Tell you what, I’d let her whip me into shape.  Ohhhhhh!

Seriously though, Melissa has got it all.  She’s young, has a Latina background, the perfect physique, and hopefully a penchant for bloggers who write about Seinfeld often.  Oh yeah, did I mention she poses topless?  Might want to remember that.

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For those of you who might remember my last post on this guy, Mr. New York is the dude who was posing with 1 dollar bills.

He’s back for some more and this time his little punk friends came along for the ride.  How can this guy’s parents even be remotely proud of him?  Is that possible?

I’m 99% sure remedial students in the 2nd grade have way more sense than this guy.  Come on man.  Get it together will ya?   P.S. He loves Orange Juice.

I don’t know about you guys, but I played Nintendo obsessively as a kid.  I would never stop until the game was won, ever.  Whether it was Double Dragon, Ninja Gaiden, or Contra, every game was a fun challenge and victory was quite sweet.

One of the things I distinctly remember were both the theme songs and even certain level songs.  They’d always stick in my head after playing and if I think pretty hard about it, I can still remember a bunch of them today.

Here are 10 that really stand out. And if these stay in your head? Sorry, but it’s not a bad thing is it? Just watching these clips makes me nostalgic. And please remember this isn’t a definitive ranking list. It’s the memories of my youth so take it as you wish.

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While the Heisman award is a great honor and clearly represents the fact that you are the best player in all of college, it would appear that winning the award as a quarterback might not be the best idea in the world.

I mean yeah, these guys have to play their best every Saturday, but maybe they could just talk to the board or something and sway them to vote for a running back or in a rare case Defensive end or receiver.

I’m not going to blatantly say “bad luck” here, but the increasing trend of voting college quarterbacks for the Heisman (7 out of the last 10) just might have the Madden effect on these guys.

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