Thanks guys!

Considering I’ve been cooking soup and making brisket all day I felt that it would only be natural of me to make a post that centers upon this lovely Jewish Holiday.  Rosh Hashanah is the Jewish New Year.

And for most of us New York Jews, it’s a chance to go to take time off of work, go to temple and not pay attention, eat a big meal with family, and not really know what or why you are celebrating.  So have a ball.

For all you Orthodox folks out there, I’m not referring to you.  You guys take it seriously.  But for us reforms, bring out the feast, and Happy New Year!

Here’s the best I could find using the term “Rosh Hashanah”

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I defy you not to be in a good mood after hearing this song.  I’m a huge fan of David Byrne  OK, actually I only know like 3 of his songs.  But still, “Burning down the House” rules and I always bop my head when this tune is playing.

Have a fun break, kick back with friends, and play this song.  Yay!

Do we even need to discuss the ridiculousness that is Kelly Brook? Can someone please explain what this British busty phenomenon is? Gemma Atkinson, Keeley Hazell, Kelly Brook, Queen Latifah. OK last one no but come on!

You got these British accents and racks up there that just won’t quit. It’s really not fair is it? And to top it all off, months and months ago Kelly left her boyfriend, and I haven’t heard of her dating anyone since. I’m pretty excited. I think I have a shot. Shouldn’t we all have a shot?

Enjoy the pictures

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Unfortunately (or fortunately) there’s not too much information on Mr. Mike’s Myspace Profile. What is fortunate is that despite this fact we can read into plenty of things. professional

For starters, the lip pouting. What is with the lip pouting? Second. The constant no shirt and yet the skinny flabby look. Third. The dirty “line beard.” What the hell is a line beard?

Sexci? Is that some sort of code for greasy? And where the hell is Brooklyn Juicy World?

Brooklyn in Da House!

Just the other day I watched the movie Slingblade.  First of all, it was a fantastic movie.  Second of all, do you realize how good Dwight Yoakam was in that?  I mean think about how you much you absolutely must have hated that character.  Well if you’re a normal person you did.  And that hatred tells me how good his performance was.

And that got me thinking. What other famous music stars did great acting jobs in movies? And I’m not talking bit parts here.  I’m talking real deal acting.

Here are 10 performances that I thought were worthy of a mention.

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4 weeks in and he’s still not doing much (unless you count his TD and 28 yards as something).  I know all of us fantasy guys are waiting for an explosion. Personally I don’t care anymore.  It’s kind of like that guy who really sucks at basketball but continues to talk trash on the court.

It’s obvious no one wants him around anymore.  And it’s also clear that Housh is the man in Cincy, not Ocho.  How much do you think Carson Palmer must hate this guy?  EVERY time they’re on the sidelines Chad is bitching about not getting the ball.

Give me a break already.  OK sorry I just needed to vent.  I just can’t stand guys like this for too long.  It’s enough already.  Hell, Terrell Owens almost feels like a forgotten man.

I think Ocho Cinco will have to stick to chicken dancing and cutting hair in the near future.

Click on the photo to see the montage of this guy, Henry Earl, who was arrested over 1300 times.

We’re getting very close to the Jewish New Year and let me tell you guys….I’m pumped.  I just cooked the best Matzoh Ball soup on earth and I also made a serious brisket for tonight’s feast.  Being Jewish is great today.  Enjoy the days off tomorrow fellow Hebrews.

The Madness

Lucy Pinder and Chanelle in NUTS Magazine -[Totally Crap] (1 NSFW Pic)

The mini helicopter that helps you spy on neighbors - [Asylum]

5 Reasons to live at the BSU Fraternity House - [College OTR]

The more clothes she takes off, the more fun Katy Perry is - [Derober]

Pro Wrestler snaps his legs (watch at your own risk) - [I Am Bored]

Taking some laps in a Corvette ZR1 - [The Bachelor Guy]

Olivia Munn makes sexual noises doing just about anything - [Unibrow]

You gotta love Lenny Dykstra - [The Love of Sports]

It was bound to happen: Eva and Evan Longoria now friends - [With Leather]

The 10 Most Shocking Sporting Turn of Events in 2008 - [In Game Now]

Two years of Howard TV in two minutes - [The Comedy Feed]

The 8 Worst Real life jobs of video game characters - [Blog Of Hilarity]

Frat guys and their annoying antics - [Tastybooze]

Um.  What the hell were the creators of “Ring King” thinking?

For those 3 or 4 of you left who like the NBA, I’m very excited for the season of Greg Oden.  There’s nothing to dislike about this guy.  He let an entire season of injury motivate him even more.

Put on 20 lbs of muscle, strengthened himself to the point where he will pick on players.  I’m predicting 15, 10 and 1.5 blocks in his rookie campaign.

I’m rooting for you big guy!