Quick question. Would you rather be the douche on the left handing out religious literature, or the guy on the right? I rest my case. Go home Craig.

For all of you who don’t know, porn conventions are pretty popular events.  You know, guys like porn.  And obviously these things get pretty big turnouts.  However, generally that also involves some drawbacks.

There’s always this one guy that shows up who really needs to be removed from Society. That guy is Craig Gross.  Craig is a former pastor and anti porn advocate who has a site called xxxchurch.com.

“Gross and his crew of volunteers, all women in their late teens or early 20s, were passing out the deceptively packaged Bibles to attendees.”

Pictures conventions after the jump

Seriously Craig, come on buddy! Could you be a little more in denial? You know that every time you go and try to ruin one of these events you go home and masturbate obsessively.

If you are in fact serious about this stuff, then that’s your thing. And if you don’t mind my saying so, if you were shot I probably wouldn’t care.

But don’t go polluting the minds of overweight, sweaty young men out there who aspire to be the next Ron Jeremy.

In the interim, here are some wonderful pics from some conventions.